...considering the recent unpleasant experience(s) with SOME of my "so-called frenz" (SIGH!!!), I can't agree more with the following (N/B : of course, if applicable and with some exceptions) :
(i) The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymous
(ii)There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams
(iii) A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.-Josh Billings
(iv) The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. -Andy Rooney
(v) Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate -Anonymous
(vi)Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. -Franklin P. Jones
(vii) If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise -Unknown
(viii)Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein
(ix) Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. -Roger Caras
(x) If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -Mark Twain
(xi)If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. -Phil Pastoret
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